Banana Republican
Banana Republican
He’s totally bananas
He’s cowardly custard
He nods like a daffodil
His views are all mustard
He thinks he’s a dandy lion
He’s a long streak of piss
Frail as a buttercup
With acute jaundice
He smells of hell’s sulphur
His hair is fake blonde
And he looks like old weeds
That died in a pond
He tweets like a canary
That’s been on the bottle
He’s corny, a chicken,
A cheese on full throttle
A puss riddled heart
And a head full of straw
A rotted golden delicious
Right through to the core
His life gives you lemons
He’s nowt but a joke
Like an arse dropping eggs
He’s the butt of the yolk
He’s pathetically stupid
A dishonest fellow
He may look like an orange
But really he’s yellow
Ian Whiteley
Fri 5th Jun 2020 16:36
Thanks for the likes and comments everyone - I'm glad it struck a chord and that you enjoyed it ?
I must admit I do chuckle to myself when I write some of these and - as Graham mentioned, the penultimate verse just came to me and sums him up in a few words.
If he didn't exist MC there would be plenty of other underqualified, overpowered leaders and public figures to have a pop at - my work is not yet done ?
thanx all ?