This nonsense about Killing Eve
Get on with it is what I say
I find it so hard to believe

Perhaps she flatters to deceive
She lives to fight another day
This nonsense about Killing Eve

It is a tangled web they weave
Not black or white but shades of grey
I find it so hard to believe

So surely someone can conceive
A way to bump her off today
This nonsense about Killing Eve

Call me obtuse or just naive
You'd think that they could find a way
I find it so hard to believe

Another series I perceive
They just can't put that lass away
This nonsense about Killing Eve
I find it so hard to believe