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If Ds died

My son has been labouring for some time (and completed his thesis) with a laptop with a malfunctioning keyboard - the D key doesn't work. We've come up with these.

 

ANGER - keep out!

Citizens a vice bureau

A gangster on the street corner selling rugs

Nanotechnology? No goo will come of it.

A gangster on t'street corner sellin' 'ope

 

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Dave Bradley

Mon 17th May 2010 17:30

Excellent. Couldn't think of any others though it did occur that removing the 'd' from drainpipe makes very little difference.

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kealan coady

Mon 17th May 2010 15:50

absolutely brilliant, clever, original and funny.

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