Our relationships been rocky lately.
I’m doing my best to put food on the plate
But sometimes I know its not that great.
I’m getting fed up with the way you punish me
especially when you don’t get your own way.
You won’t even sit with me after our tea!
Also when you eat
I shouldn’t have to wipe the table down
every bloody time.
Its beginning to bug me.
When we started out I thought we’d grow together
Now you won’t even go out in bad weather.
When I’m in bed trying to sleep
your either always wriggling
Or going mad making loud noises
And the scratches are getting embarrassing If….
I get undressed in swim baths.
I do love you
But we need new rules
They say its the little things
But it always smells
When you use the toilet
And also the neighbours saw
What you did in the garden
The other day.
Don’t get me wrong
Its lovely that you keep
Up your appearance.
And when people see you
I’m sort of proud
That your with me.
But its just not enough anymore
It was great when I thought
You and I thought the same
But now you always humiliate me
With your clever ways
That I can’t keep up with
So I’ve made a promise.
I absolutely promise that
I’ll never get another cat.
