An unrequited love poem

 

I’ve had some bad luck with the ladies

In truth, the fault’s down to me

You see, I’ve a niche peccadillo

That’s harmless, I’m sure you’ll agree.

 

I’d taken her out on a bike ride

We’d stopped at a café to eat

But when she came back from the Ladies

She caught me sniffing her seat.

 

A second invited me inside

An offer I couldn’t refuse

But when she came back from the kitchen

She caught me sniffing her shoes.

 

A third led me into her bedroom

But I realised I’d blown my chance

Cos when she went out I went through her drawers

So she caught me sniffing her pants.

 

But this world’s full of like-minded people

To tango it only takes two

They say that there’s someone for everyone

So tell me if my someone’s you.