Sure to offend some...but hey -

I was at the bar of the Legion minding my own business the other evening when I was groped by a distinctly unappealing member of opposite sex.

"You're cute" she says, "have you got a phone number?"

"Sure.  Have you got a pen?"

"Yep...I've got a pen."

"Then you'd better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me a knee in the nuts, but hey...

When you're over seventy - who cares?

 

I popped in the pharmacy yesterday and said to the assistant:

"Three packets of condoms please."

"She got busy and asked "Do you want a paper bag, sir?"

"No need thanks. She's kinda pretty."

Cost me a dirty look, but hey...

When you're over seventy - who cares?

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