Its amazing how quickly time passes

I only heard about him the other day

I got a call from my cousin Katherine

It was her told me he had passed away

 

A completely new outfit is essential

At my age you have to put on a show

Time for a manicure, see to my hair

Show them I never lost that old mojo

 

They'll be wondering will I turn up

It will be fun to keep them guessing

I'll be the belle of the ball, no problem

I'll turn every head there, no messing

 

I might just hire myself a male escort

Let them see I still have an active life

I need above all to humble that bitch

Who passed herself off as his wife

 

I'll take some extra anti-depressants

I must come over as still walking tall

That way I can best show my respects

The poor sod was my husband after all