Man I didn’t get a lot accomplished today.

I’m not moving towards my goals like I wanted too.

You call this fresh?

No you shut the fuck up!

Take Notes…It’s all funny.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

I’d love to but I am married.

I possess the qualities needed to be extremely successful.

I before e except after c

The Buddha was right.

Damn right we went a bridge too far.

Is there gluten in this?

You know you want it.

Some people call me Maurice.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar.

Give it to me straight doc.

You talking to me?

In this relationship, you have the upper hand.

All right all ready

I’m coming.

Tout est vide…..