Advice to the Elderly on November 5th
Be careful to ALL
fireworkers:
Ladies with
knitting disorders
And grumpy old men
with pacemakers
have vowed to
''Pour dribbles
of water
upon the fuse of each
and any firework
that they come accross''.
Informents have told police
to look out for
suspicious groups
of slowly moving strangers
Smelling of urine!
Words and foto Tommy Carroll