This certainly bears repetition today.

Priti's been catty

To her staff, they say

Driving them batty

Both by night and day

She's a bully
Tory bully
She's a bully
Tory bully
She's a bully


Her mood's always ratty

Their life's been hell

Who's driving them scatty?

That's Priti Patel

She's a bully


So I wrote this ditty

To spead the smell

That Priti's been shitty

That's Priti Patel

She's a bully


Yes, Priti's been catty

To all of her teams

Catty and twatty

Or so it seems

She's a bully