Santa got stuck in the chimney.

Good thing the fire was out.

Fuck my luck, I am really stuck.

I heard him scream and shout.

Santa said, do not worry about me.

There are more presents to distribute about.

Take my hat, and jump on the sleigh, and go finish my route.

Rudolph will light the way.

But I warn you,  all the reindeer have bad gas.

So use that face mask, to cover your snout.

 

By JD. Bardo