Babies are so cute

cuddly little bundles of joy

but then

dum dum duuuuhmmm

they grow up

 

we should never teach them

how to walk

and especially not how to talk

that is their downfall

they mimic us and become

as stupid as we are

 

they will get into things

and find out things

and eventually become teenagers

and that is the end of normal life

now they know more

than we do

 

keep your babies in their cribs

keep them on soft food

to prevent growth and development

and prevent the onset of stupidity

 

babies are only cute so long

after a while

they turn into ugly adults

with all their prejudices and opinions

 

keep babies as babies

pamper them as you would a pet

I speak from experience

as I was once a baby myself

 

see what happens?

 

-Po Wit