I don't believe in Zombies he said misunderstanding what she said completely
Oh, it was a misunderstanding. You said Zumba. You're here for the Zumba class?
No, sorry, I wanted to exchange my Roomba, Is this Currys?
Change your Rhubarb?  I think you want the place next door mate.  We don't stock those here.
Rhubarb? no I said leotard isn't this the leotardis, the incredibly niche lyrca and doctor who emporium?!
Good god no you absolute pervert... I thought we were at the worlds only guitar shop made especially for lifeguards
Nah mate, that's the next street along, you go out of this shop, turn right, left at the butchers on the corner and you'll find it there. Tell Tony, the guy who runs it, that I sent you, he'll be glad of the trade, business has been a little slow recently, While you're here though, can I interest you in any of these limited edition playing cards? 
No thanks very much. But can i have peas, hoes and four candles while you’re at it?

(Latest in the Consquences pieces done by my writing workshop tonight featuring Andy N, Amanda, Reggi, Caroline, Anthony, Lisa, Antinia and Mike where we take it in turns each to write a line)