Vows
she would swear curses
at adversaries she hated,
enemies got bad scrams,
their prospects down-rated
I'd smile, it seemed a joke,
her mother's just the same,
superstitious nonsense,
some daft witches' game
yet was it really so silly,or
was there something to it?
some victims took poorly,
there was never a minute
free of tragic local news,
some ousted friend down
with fatal illness, reports
of strange deaths in town
she fell out with the vicar,
he collapsed in his pew,
then the landlord's stroke,
the litany of fallen grew
I learned to keep quiet as
her spells got out of hand,
the last thing I desired, to
join that expanding band
last night I left her, slunk
off, fugitive from her might,
now I've got chest pains,
she says it serves me right
if I return, she'll revoke it,
her hex on my frail ticker,
stay away and I've had it,
I face getting even sicker
I recall the day we married,
vows for better and worse,
little knowing I'd succumb
to a wicked fiend's curse