Moving from my house to a flat,
No dogs allowed but can have a cat.
I put an ad in the paper ,"Bulldog for sale.
Will eat anything.Very fond of children .Male."
No response to the advert as yet,
Would appreciate any advice I do get .
About that Bulldog of yours
Get a response, you might
If you added the line
'His bark is worse than his bite.'
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Stephen Gospage
Wed 26th May 2021 17:12
Simply brilliant!