Instruction Manual
I came with no instructions
nothing to indicate how I work
or how to make me work
it was anybody's guess
as to what my true purpose was
or what function I fulfilled
so that's where my wife came in
she figured out soon enough
how to make me work
and has been persistent
in her calling ever since
all commend her for her diligence
in taking on an impossible task
tightening all my screws and nuts
and getting production out of
something so seemingly worthless.