Different Days

A day like no other for several reasons

I found out my wife is a man with a hidden penis

 

A day like no other for several reasons

For somebody stole the engine from my car

 

A day like no other for several reasons

Due to me falling into the river and drowning

 

A day like no other for several reasons

As my credit card was cloned three times

 

A day like no other for several reasons

I’m a day older and a day stupider by design

 

A day like no other for several reasons

My neighbour’s dog bit off my right ear

 

A day like no other for several reasons

I went hiking but got lost and never came back

 

A day like no other for several reasons

I resigned from my job and went to the rival

 

A day like no other for several reasons

As this is a different day than yesterday