"Yeah right mate!" said Blake Alexander Lord of the Dead skeptically to his simple-minded friend the Masked Chicken who had lectured him of why the Earth was hollow and the proof that star people who live there were real.

"Glad you are open-minded most people just say I'm mad to believe in the star people!" said the Chicken.
Blake smiled humoring his friend.
"I believe in aliens!" said Blake.
"You do?" said the Chicken his eyes widening.
"Of course we are aliens how could I not believe in us?" said the not-so-human Blake.
"Blake I'm not talking about us I am talking about the Star People from the center of the Earth," said the disappointed Chicken.
"I am not a Flat Earther or a hollow Earther. Nobody lives in the center of any planet," said Blake.

10 years later.
"Blake the Star People are real!" said the Masked Chicken.
"No they aren't real still!" said Blake.
The Chicken pushed a News Paper at Blake.
"What Is it the X-zeraciens been seen again?" asked Blake.
"No, read It," the Chicken said.
Blake looked at the paper.
"Aliens from the center of the Earth take the Human race to court for ownership of the planet!" Blake read.
"Did you get this made as a joke?" asked Blake.
"No it's real!" said the Chicken.
"I better talk to them," said Blake who was the Emperor of the solar system.
Blake managed to find a star person.
"I never thought I'd say this to anyone!" Blake said, "Take me to your leader?"
"Who are you human I don't bother my leader with the rabble," said the star person.
"I'm not human! I am the emperor of this solar system!" said Blake.
"I've heard of your kind invaders of planets who claim them as their own why should I bother with you!" asked the star person unimpressed.
"Because I am Alexandrite Argent the Cheif Justice of Sapphirus Argent," said Blake.
"Whose that?" asked the star person.
"He's my Grandfather he's only the Emperor of the Universe!"
said Blake getting impatient with the star person.
"Alright I'll take you to the supreme leader!" said the star person,
"by-the-by don't your people ever die?" asked the judge of the dead Blake who had never seen one of the star people dead before.
"Yes, but don't get ideas," said the star person.
"Where do you go when you die do you know?" asked Blake curious.
"I don't know?" said the star person not sure he liked this judge.
Sometime later.
"What do you have there Berzen," asked the supreme leader of the star people.
"An alien Alexandrite Argent, he claims to be the emperor of the universe's judge I think he wants to talk about our claim on the Earth." said the star person Berzen.
"Oh is he Indeed?" said the supreme leader.
"I will judge your case," said Blake.
"You are biased," said the supreme leader.
"Yes but without me, your case cannot be legally judged I am the only one who can judge Planetary cases," said Blake.
"Ok you get the humans a lawyer and I have one already," said the supreme leader.

"Hi Gabriel why are here did you come to see me judge the case? how nice of you," said Blake seeing his friend the Chicken at the door of Blake's office where the case was to be judged.
"No I'm the lawyer," said the Chicken.
"No you are not my mum is taking the case," said Blake.
The supreme leader appeared at the door.
"Good luck where is your lawyer?" asked Blake seeing him.
"I have the greatest lawyer in the universe I don't need luck," said the supreme leader.
Blake looked at the Chicken and looked nervous.
"You are his lawyer?" said Blake.
"Yes," said the supreme leader proudly.
"I recommend you get a new lawyer the man's an-" Blake was interrupted by his mum who read his mind.
"We don't speak ill of people," said his mother.
"But he's," said Blake.
"Blake," snapped his mother.
"Ok he's the best lawyer in the universe," said Blake frustrated.
"Hi Dad, me and Jnr came to see the case," said Lance Blake's son.
"What's wrong with him," said the supreme leader seeing Lance's Emo son.
"Oh him he's just the Prince of Darkness," said Lance off-handedly.
"Hey!" snapped the offended Emo.
"The boy's just joking he's an emo," said Blake.

"Why are everyone happy these strangers want to evict humans from the Earth?" Jnr asked.
"Jnr no one wants us to kick out the humans," Lance replied.
"Except for them," Lance said pointing at the star people's leader.
"It's our planet!" said the Supreme Leader.
"Your planet too," Lance snapped.
"Excuse me oh dark lord, please let me be the judge," said Blake to his dark avenging angel son coldly.
Lance made a pen appear in his father's hand to Blake's annoyance.
"Pen for the pen pusher!" Lance said
"What are you?" asked the supreme leader.
"Sorcerers!" said Lance, Blake, Jnr, Mrs Alexander, and the Chicken.

"All of you? I thought you were humans," said the supreme leader awkwardly.
"No," said Blake, " we can live in outer space humans can't."
"Oh, then why is he trying to kill the humans? asked the supreme leader realizing he would be killing the humans by evicting them.
"I want the star people to come out of the center of the Earth and live on the surface of the Earth!" said the Chicken like a uber-fan.
"I think you can keep the surface too cold up here," said the Supreme Leader realizing the lawyer who wanted them to rule the Earth was just a zealot and they would be committing genocide evicting the humans.
So to the disappointment of the Chicken who didn't think it through to the point of humanity dying in outer space. He just wanted to prove the theory of hollow Earth in law. The star people returned back to the warmer center of the Earth.