Fred Faithful's dilemma
Fred Faithful was a very loyal man,
Lorraine was his lovely girlfriend,he was her number one fan.
One day he went to work and a new girl had started,
She was called Clearly,drop dead gorgeous,newly parted.
Fred became besotted,it was obvious Clearly liked him too.
But he still loved Lorraine and didn't know what to do.
Fortunately as fate had it Lorraine ran away with John,
As soon as this happened Fred burst into song.
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone !!"