A nice Christmassy one.

 

And so this is Brexit and isn’t this fun?

We’re starting to find out just what you have done.

 

You wanted us sovereign to end Brussels rule

Now where are the drivers to transport our fuel?

They’ve gone back to Warsaw and Bucharest too

They’ve gone back to homelands throughout the EU.

 

The fishermen voted for “Leave” as their wish

But find they’ve been shafted and can’t catch their fish!

Bureaucracy stifled trade to the EU

With paperwork causing queues on the M2.

And Ulster in Ireland has proven complex

For who’d have thought exports would need customs checks.

 

There’s  vacancies offered on windows and doors

Of hotels and cafes, of pubs and in stores.

Cos Stefan and Reina, Marie and Jerome,

Irena and Zygmunt have buggered off home.

 

“Ah, but” you will tell me “There’s much we have gained;

With benefits lost if we had Remained”.

I ask you to list them, you find hard to do;

We’re back to bananas and sovereignty too.

 

And so this is Brexit and isn’t this fun?

We’re starting to find out just what you have done.