Your car’s too wide 

 

Your car’s too wide!

It’s blocking off the street!

The gap you’ve left is such a squeeze

And I have people whom I need to meet.

I can’t get through, because of you!

Your stupid car’s too wide!

 

Its shiny steel is chromium.

It takes up most of the road.

It’s guzzling too much petroleum,

Our planet will explode!

 

You talk about the environment

How you love seals and whales,

But you drive around in a ten-ton truck

And cause the muck that we inhale!

Making the traffic all get stuck!

I’m making a stand!

Wide cars should be banned

And given zero compensation!

No, you can’t have a dispensation!

Your car’s too wide.

 

We know, for you, it’s a source of pride.

Your car’s too wide!

 

You got some tinted windows

We can’t even see inside.

We know you have some secrets there

But what you got to hide?

Is that car a symbol of your vanity

To stimulate and massage your ego?

Or a phallic substitution

To mask your failed libido.

 

The earth is now in a terminal fight!

Don’t minimise our planet’s plight!

Still, so long as you’re all right!

 

Your car’s too wide!