To clear misunderstanding and pretence of false grandstanding

Let me state quite candidly I’ve got no time for cats;

If this your hopes should shatter I still think

“Cats’ Lives Matter”

And find myself on Tiddles’ side and not that other twat.

I saw it on the telly where some chap gave one some welly

He thought it was hilarious and gortled at his joke;

But it’s him I’d like to clatter with my boot cos

“Cats’ Lives Matter”

And I wouldn’t be surprised if I was not the only bloke.

So whether panther or a puma or that Tiddles of Kurt Zouma

You shouldn’t ever kick your puss across the kitchen floor;

So never, ever batter your mog cos

“Cats’ Lives Matter”

It’s cruel and it’s nasty and it is against the law.