The Center For Disease
The Center For Disease
promotion and distribution
has now agreed to relax its guidelines concerning masks
and states that effective immediately all masks can be dropped
along with the pretense that they ever did any good.
New data has come in from wherever the Center keeps it
showing that people who wear masks are usually criminals
and that ordinary people do not need to mask if they are not
involved in crime.
The Center is also asking that all citizens help in picking up
the tons of masks thrown out of car windows or discarded
on shopping center parking lots.
These discarded masks can be recycled and made into blankets or parachutes
for the war effort.
The CDC apologizes for misleading the public for 2 and a half years on masks
but they had to do something to remain relevant and justify their existence.
Stay tuned for more updates as the CDC changes its guidelines often,
depending on the wind.
