All Blown Up
A blow up doll in a blow up world
With a blow up face and blow up curls
That dangled around all over the place
But complimented her blow up face
A blow up kid in a blow up school
Who always struggled to keep the rules
Who one day took in a huge sharp pin
Cos all the children were making a din
So he popped all those blow up kids
Showed no remorse for what he did
The teacher looked at him with a frown
and said “you’ve let all your friends down”
A blow up rock group on a blow up stage
Played blow up instruments at a blow up rave
Making blow up music as the crowd gyrated
So much so that the whole club deflated
So no more blow up gigs for them
Maybe next time they’ll just count to ten
Take deep breaths and with a mighty blow
They’ll inflate a whole new blow up show!