Worldwide fans will know that I have no issue with others enjoying whatever gender identification they like.  But to pretend that former males should be eligible to compete in elite women's sports is nonsense.  How many former females do you find wanting to compete in men's elite sports?  I wonder why.

 

(Let’s go girls!)

 

I’m in the heats tonight; my swimsuit’s fitting tight;

There’s nothing to show hanging out.

Now never again will I race against the men

Since my gender turnabout.

 

I’ve thrashed the competition since my sex transition

Cos women are much easier to beat;

There’s no chance you’ll detect that I can get erect

For me that means I can compete.

 

The best thing about being a woman

Is it’s easier to beat other girls.

 

Oh oh oh

I’m after some metal, A cert for a medal, I’ll stroll to gold

Oh oh oh

Since treatment began I’m no longer a man;

Oh oh oh

My salvation’s self identification

Shaved my legs but got no eggs

 

Oh oh oh

I wanna be free, yeah

To feel the way I feel;

Man!   I feel like a woman.