Pie and mash, Pie and peas
Pie filled with cash grown on trees!

How do I grow a great big pie 
can someone please explain to me 
Not filled with chicken, steak or cheese 
but one that’s stuffed full of money 

I need to grow a great big pie
a pie to feed the whole country 
An equal slice for everyone 
so no one will ever go hungry 

Some people say you can’t grow this pie
they may laugh and they may scoff  
To prove them wrong I’d grow one
…. if my power hadn’t been cut off