There once was a crocodile,

Who forgot how to smile,

She could open her mouth,

And show all her teeth,

But could not convey,

The feelings beneath, 

 

The children would run,

The adults would scare,

And ev'ry attempt,

Deepened her despair, 

 

Twas not till the day,

She got a diagnosis, 

And realised it was all,

Because of her halitosis.