Aficianados may have noticed a passing resemblance to Elvis Presley's "Teddy Bear"

 

I don’t wanna be your oven ready Spare

The place I fill

Is after Will

To be the country’s heir

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

Don’t wanna be a royal

In Camilla’s crew

I say that I want out

But also have my cake

And eat it too.

 

The book sales they will make me a multi-millionaire

So me and Meg

Won’t have to beg

To get our rightful share

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

Don’t wanna be a royal

In Camilla’s crew

I say that I want out

But also have my cake

And eat it too.

 

These days it isn’t done so nobody would dare

Call him prat

Or make fun at

The colour of his hair

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

I don’t wanna be your oven ready Spare

The place I fill

Is after Will

To be the country’s heir

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.