Into the office 

someone's brought cake!

Don't they know

I'm a little snowflake!

 

I have no willpower 

Can't think for myself

Then in strolls this cocky

little cake elf!

 

Spreading obesity

Like covid 19

Don't they know cake

should never be seen! 

 

It's total carnage

There's cream round me gob

And, now, someone's brandishing 

a chocolate hob-nob!

 

We're like pigs with truffles

We all want a bite

This cake won't go 'gentle 

into this good night!'

 

It's mankind at its worst

Never mind Putin's war

This war of malnutrition 

has spread to the shopfloor!

 

Now, only crumbs remain

And not a crumb of work's been done!

All because us snowflakes 

can't handle a sticky bun!

 

Treating  people like imbeciles 

Creates imbeciles…