A few years ago after watching Pirates of the Caribbean a huge water bed was ordered - - -

Sea dog pirate captain

Spanking jolly roger

Wicked tavern serving wench

Naked breast strokes

Caribbean paradise fantasy ocean

Totally laid back

Love island tobacco roll

Fire stick strike

No smoking in bed

Warning too late

Stormy tidal waves crashing

Luxury carpet waterlogged

Role play buccaneer style

Rescues distressful lover

Voyagers intimate bubble bursts

Walking the plank

Shipwrecked ceiling complete collapse

Insurance claim complicated.