In the days of On The Buses boisterous April the first joking seemed the way to go - - -

Jumping on 192

Grumpy driver bemused

When saying fiver

Spotted bus floor

Scorning Nothing there

Got-Ya April Fool

Few stops further

Stony stern Inspector

Show tickets please

Still giggling said

Here you are

Frosty faced stare

Firmly shaking head

Sorry wrong date

Must get off

Embarrassed tinted red

Glanced towards driver

Evil intimidating confrontation

Broke instance laughter

Got-Ya April Fool!