Wedding anniversary sixty years on

Let's do what we did

On our very first date

Johnny was up for it

Bright red beetroot face Sharon

Said we can't do that

Ravenous pair of randy rabbits

Dimly lit back of pub

You had your wicked way

O.K let's give it a go

Brenda ear wigging barmaid smiled

Regulars got together, special lock-in

Security cameras set maximum zoom

Cinema screen, lights turned low

Nervous frolicking naughty sparks fly

Walking stick thrown sky high

Torrid steamy hot phonographic blue

Half-hour no one could believe

Round of applause embarrassed couple

What's your secret you two

Sharon's legs still shaking said

No electric fence erected then!