A re-post from 2018 when the story broke first time around.  Say what you like but Yours Truly is often ahead of the game! (A classic made popular by Billie Holliday called "Stormy Weather).

 

Don’t know why

You would think I would lie ‘bout

Stormy Daniels;

She just gave me oral and manual.

A big mistake of mine.

 

First finger pie

And then I’d supply

Stormy Daniels

With a snorter or two of white granules;

A big mistake of mine.

 

She drained me dry

With kinky sex I would try with

Stormy Daniels,

With handcuffs and two cocker spaniels;

A big mistake of mine.

 

Don’t know why

She’d say I’d try to buy off

Stormy Daniels;

In more ways than one she’s been a handful;

A big mistake of mine.