The waiting lists
Shallow breath.
newborn, near death.
Essential that I'm on this,
the neonatal incubation waiting list.
Fallow care,
pitiful pair.
Shouldn't be missing out on this,
placed on the parental-affection waiting list.
Lie low, lay
stressed every day.
Unsure of the cause for this,
joined the rid-me-of-anxiety waiting list.
Youthfulness
it's ludicrous,
give adolescence a miss.
Unnecessary teenager's-angst waiting list.
Hold closer
sex proposer,
I'm looking forward to this,
Left the losing-my-virginity waiting list.
Have a half?
Having a laugh.
Too young to be drinking this.
Transforming into the be-a-man waiting list.
Settle down
life's wedded crown.
Looking out for my right Miss.
Now on the someone-out-there-to-love waiting list.
Forever?
Stormy weather,
we're just not enjoying this.
We've both joined the soon-to-be-divorced waiting list.
Life goes on
still further on,
None to share life's boredom with.
Enrolled on the need-for-excitement waiting list.
Opened eyes
I've realised.
Life's posted message I'd missed.
My happiness should not include a waiting list.
Shallow breath
old man near death.
Too late, I’ve expected this.
Near the top of the soon-to-be-dead waiting list.
Stephen Gospage
Sun 23rd Apr 2023 07:52
Yes, brilliant and fun, but with a bitter twist. What more could you want? Thanks, JD.