Per Ardua ad Astra (now with audio)
Pinocchio Johnson and Tim,
What a combo was ‘Spoons and Wrecksit,
Being egged on by Farage’s grin.
But the Moggian uplands aren’t sunlit,
Now we’re weeping into our gin,
As we crunch on our unicorn shit,
It’s a damn sight more ardua than astra,
To be frank, it’s a bloody disaster!
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Mon 12th Jun 2023 23:45
The Daily Heil
in place of truth,
just spews its bile,
of lies uncouth
upon this hellish Isle.