of mice & comments :: introducing internet intellectuals

bizarre_life declares
rarest male is the one who lives with crocodiles
~  while
  lennyfan mockingly taunts
you ain't never seen a dog in a dolphin suit
                                        .......          have you?

i can't argue with either
but how i ended up in the abyss
of this pissing contest
in a youtube comment section
is the biggest mystery to me.
                ?????
back track:
scrolling pod.tude lectures on neurology
led to the darkest corners
of this godless portal
            RIP Mother Mary       
                    no mother is safe in that place
& hate doesn't cease or stop to discriminate
ask u/bigDICK888
-  still butt-hurt that the triple six variation
was claimed by another / random / edgy
hundred pound, twelve year old.

beta lobsters with dirty rooms
at the base of primary school hierarchies
swear on video title / bite size philosophy
unable to digest solid information
          never mind animated nihilist summaries
                          ***
which seems a fairy tale in the shade
when compared next to
this depressing gen Z existential nightmare

digital pens are softer than balloon swords
mythical events closer to truth -
                        - than comment section views

top shagger
armed & loaded with his AKA qwerty keyboard
  mister worldwide
boasts of his exploits with broads
@ home
& abroad on foreign shores
waxing lyrical
in his reddit released tell-all / autobiographical
                 
:::: 50 shades of things that never happened
                  while i surfed the world wide web
                                    with my mouse in my hand ::::

stop the world & let me off
suicide by anti vax serpent tongue
OWNED by facts & logic 
                      i've died online
                              for the last time x
        // catch me on the other side of the Nile //
like the former dundee, aussie khaki nature guy 
                        = i'll be catching rays
                              with them beastly / beauty crocodiles 

((sadly) loosely based on true comment section events_))