I love this TV programme - I just can’t get enough

A game show where contestants are parading in the buff.

The basis of the programme on which its tenets hinge

Portrays the “Body Beautiful”,

……..so cuts straight to the minge.

 

Variety’s the spice of life on here there is no doubt

There’s bald and bushy, black and white and flaps that's in or out.

Of course there’s plenty more to come as they reveal their bits

It’s nice to see so many sorts of huge and tiny tits.

 

And don’t think that it’s sexist; oh no! it’s not at all

There’s blokes with monstrous whangers nestling on their saggy balls.

I don’t know how they vet them; I guess I never will

But what they’ve got and what I’ve not makes me feel quite ill.

 

Then there’s those “modern ladies” who likewise have a cock

Insisting they’re a woman because they wear a frock.

Despite this awkward tell-tale sign they’ll argue come what may

A pronoun’s all the proof they need of “She” or “Her” or “They”

 

So if this had eluded you it’s something you should see

It really is the pinnacle of quality TV.

 

(I’ll add though as an afterthought when all is said and done

I rather like these “ladies” – I find they’re twice the fun.)