Day 1 at Slimming World – I was a man alone
Lots of tubby women though – I weighed 16 stones.
Through the week I’d count my “sins” As Slimming Worlders do
Second week on the scales – Blimey! 16.2!
All week on celery – Pie and chips no more
I’ll be Slimmer-of-the-Week – Jesus! 16.4!
Seven days at the gym at classes for old men
FUCK ME NEVERMIND! It’s 2lbs on again!
One month and I had gained no less than 7lbs
Out my pocket, mind’st, I’d lost no less than £15.
Warts n'all with this one John. My wife went on that and lost a stone, put it on again due to steroids mainly, now off those and heading towards another stone off. I'm trying to put on weight to no avail, but tests seem ok. So we're on a see saw trying to meet in the middle. I'll get my coat.
Thankyou Graham. Specsavers, Kevin?
John
You're a fine figure of a man.
I don't know why you would be going to SW, other than to letch at chubbies.
By the way when we're the scales last calibrated (or did you just put one foot on)
Sorry to be a dissenter but SW does work! I lost 5st over 12 months using their system. However it is a little light on the blokes side of things!
Thanks for your thoughts, Stephen, and for the Likes, Pete, Holden and Kevin.
Losing at both ends, I reckon, John. They say that fly fishing works sometimes. Or just standing still.
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John Coopey
Mon 25th Sep 2023 08:35
Thanks Ray. I’ve always said “If you want to know how to lose weight ask a fattie”. We know exactly what to do. It’s doing it is our problem. I reckon I’ve lose 85 stones in my time but I’ve put 87 on.