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The man with five todgers

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He was the man who had five todgers

But struggled to find love

He couldn't find a condom

To fit him like a glove 

◄ Oh Poseur me

The Thirty Six Hour Erection ►

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John Coopey

Tue 30th Jan 2024 13:30

That’s a damned lie, Kevin. I ‘ve never been near your parts.

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kJ Walker

Tue 30th Jan 2024 12:09

Thank you Uilleam and Graham.
I don't think John Coopey has anything to fear from competition, he is a legend round our parts

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Graham Sherwood

Mon 29th Jan 2024 14:45

An ode worthy of the Bard, John Coopey! He won't like the competition though 😇

Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sun 28th Jan 2024 21:16

Was he all thumbs? oooer!

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