You gave me an STD

So said the nurse in the pharmacy

You gave me an STD

Her proctoscope up inside of me

You gave me an STD

Sitting on the throne like His Majesty

You gave me an STD

So said the bloke on the BBC

You gave me an STD

Sitting on your throne on your lavatory

You gave me an STD

Sitting out the back on your balcony

 

You gave me an STD

So said the nun reading NME

You gave me an STD

Now I’m in the shit with my family

You gave me an STD

So said the app from the docs for free

You gave me an STD

Feel it in my shit up my cavity

You gave me an STD

Drinking out your cup, same cup of tea

You gave me an STD

Now the word ‘poof’ in my poo and pee

You gave me an STD

I’m not gay, straight as can be

 

You gave me an ST …

Hang on, when we had sex mate,

didn’t we use a pack of three?