Carol

‘Smeddle, Smith and Smyth. Carol speaking, how can I help you today?’

Dad

‘Yes,  Mr Campbell speaking.  Is that the solicitors?’, said Dad,

‘I’m enquiring about the power of ….

er… that thing you know when we all go a bit doolally up above

I’d like my son to make decisions on my behalf for him to have, he wrote it down for me

Ah, yes, I’d like to enquire about my son having what I think is legally known as

‘power of eternity’