How To Draw Rufus
Dear Rufus (the dog),
Da Vinci drew the body to help him understand
I too have learnt about you using pencils in my hand
Four years since I first drew you
Many lessons been learned
Drawing helps overcome my dog fear
The tables have turned
It’s okay Rufus you can have them, you can take all my chips
And my pizza, take it all, can I get you some dips?
Take my jumper when its freezing, I promise not to quiver
Don’t worry, for you my little dog friend, go ahead and let me shiver
I’m sorry, beg my pardon, I won’t complain at your poo
You can poopy in my garden, its smell reminds me of you
And when I wake up in the morning, and you’ve done a little wee
All over my expensive carpet, it will be a sight I like to see
Leave your hair on my new sofa, I won’t wash it out for days
Finding hair all the way over, I don’t care how long it stays
And at my Christmas dinner table,
all my guests hungry for food
You can jump up eat all the turkey, I won’t shout out something rude
But remember, my little dog love,
however difficult this sounds
You still can’t jump up onto our bed in the middle of the night
Wake me up, lick me all over
Lie down between me and Alex
Go to sleep and snore
My little dog muse
Our bed is strictly out of bounds
Lee
P.S Remember Rufus
When the world throws me a curve ball,
you’re my trusted loyal friend
Always there to reassure me
Providing comfort in the end
Beneath the surface of my poems
lying underneath the joke
There’s love in every drawing
in every line in every stroke
How do I draw Rufus many folk ask?
Is it a labour of love or gentle Sunday afternoon task?
How do I capture his dark puppy dog eyes
What’s the secret? Well folks, there’s no big surprise
19 pencils, and rubber, and sharpener will do
Some sheer perseverance and a beer maybe two
19 pencils, one for each graphite hardness degree
Let’s start off with 14, 12, and 10 and not forgetting 8B
14 and 12 for his dark coat and wet soggy nose
For his big puppy dog eyes, 10B and 8B I chose
They are the trickiest part of Rufus to draw
But you will know when you’ve drawn them correctly
You will when for sure
When they stare back at you and at only that stage
will they follow you around, magically leap off the page
To draw his head at an angle, just shy of 18 degrees
Use a protractor and employ those 6, 5 and 4Bs
His eyes, if drawn correctly will command you part with your food
Rufus wants all your chips, whether they’re whole or part chewed
Be strong fellow draughtsmen, he will take and will take
Don’t let anyone catch you feeding him, it’s a drawing for God sake
But feeding a drawing if Rufus is properly portrayed
is a mistake unavoidable, so easily made
For his spotty dog coat requiring medium shading
3B and B good for blending and fading
After a night asleep on his blanket, 2B for small deposits of poo
HB for stain wee or a shade lighter will do
Now we come to the H range in our instruments of lead
F, H, 2H, 3H ideal for that quiff of hair, top of his head
Lastly 4H, 5H, and 6H for hairs of his under belly
It’s where he likes the most tickles but can be a bit smelly
So there you have it, how to draw Rufus, a step by step guide
Follow my instructions and there will be Rufus almost in flesh by your side
P.S
Yes, you might want to draw him in photo realist perfection
But I draw what he makes me feel inside, in my gut, that intimate connection
Tension in lines, ripped and torn
Embody our play fights where battle lines drawn
And it is the P.S, the post-scriptum, fellow draughtsmen
that can often outweigh
Everything wrote before it, it holds what we mean to say
‘Spare a thought for your dear Mum and my poor old legs
Isn’t it shocking how much Sainsbury’s have put up the price of their eggs
P.S, Lee, I love how you have captured Rufus’s deep pensive look
That one in his basket. Must have taken you ages to draw him. Was it a couple of hours you took?’
Half reading this message on Facebook that my mum wrote to me
wrote last November, never imagined how important that post scriptum would be
when Mum passed away only a couple of days after
Who knew a post scriptum could contain as much sadness as laughter?
If there is one thing I hope that this poem has taught
Is that the often lowly footnote, or raft of sudden side thought
as embodied in the post-scriptum, can often hold the most weight
Be confident, say it now, not the end, before it’s too late
And so,
Dear Rufus
When the world throws me a curve ball,
you’re my trusted loyal friend
Always there to reassure me
Providing comfort in the end
Beneath the surface of my poems
lying underneath the joke
There’s love in every drawing
in every line in every stroke.