Dear Lee Campbell, you care to write

‘Your poem sent is sheer delight’

You list the things you say you like

then reject it, you say polite

as my poem is not quite ‘right’

for your journal, which if i might

reply to you and say despite

me wanting take you out for fight

I say ‘Thank you’, like I’m Snow White

Dear editor, you’re talking shite

F*ck off you tw*t, get on your bike

and better still, go take a hike

And as we’re into taking swipe

Stick your kind words up your back pipe!