April 23 what have you English got to say
Where are the celebrations nationwide
Hey ho it's St George's Day
Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
A hero for the country for sure
A time to celebrate and wave the flag
A man to revere in  high esteem
Hardly a mention on the evening news such a drag
A bank holiday would be appreciated 
A celebration across the nation 
Would be a chance to be proud
Sing songs of democracy and freedom
Shout it from the rooftops right out loud
Love and respect to all religions and persuasions
Why cant we make our national day a big ocassion 
But no we are so f****ng woke
What has become of our country
When you can't just be an ordinary bloke
Hastings, Agincourt, Waterloo, World wars one and two to name a few
We have lost our identity and that's a shame
Stand up and be proud its a patriots game