SELF-COMBUSTING LIFT

(written in response to seeing sign displayed by lift in Vienna)

 

It’s best to give this lift short shrift

because it’s known for giving gift

of you inside it, in the midst

of fire!

FIRE!

Lift sets itself on fire!

 

When you saw sign, you look quite miffed

It’s too late mate to catch my drift

Best have a brandy, have it stiff

Yeah, fire!

FIRE!

Lift sets itself on fire!

 

The fireman’s gone finished his shift

He’s down the pub having half swift

whilst you’re inside trapped on floor fifth

Yeah, fire!

FIRE!

Lift sets itself on fire!