MR BRIGHTON BEAR ’24

I’m in the finals, guess what for?

Brighton Gay Bear ’24

Guess entry made selectors ‘Phwoar!’

But what dare ask, is there in store?

I’ll make those voters drop their jaw

when I get speedos out the drawer

Strip down to them on Brighton shore

And if I must, I’ll strip down more!

Yeah fancy week in Ecuador

If I win prize, oh what galore

To finalists, this does mean war

The gloves are off, get out your paw!

I’ll be the one with highest score

And if I lose, you’ll hear me roar

My bear head will be bloody sore!