You were sure of entertainment

With artists who cavorted in the buff;

The narcissistic footie fans with phones

Are made of much less sterner stuff.

They amble on and look for snaps,

But they will never capture any hearts;

Their naked predecessors could turn heads

By flashing tastefully their parts.

An age of innocence has gone,

Of Erika, and Michael Angelow;

These selfie boys would be too self-obsessed

To notice anything on show.