Montessa the Mighty is out of sorts.

Shame, I was hoping to see her in shorts, and learn from that little woman how to curse.

Why, her mum said she even swore at the nurse, after emerging from the womb.

What a bundle of fun is that lady, who hails from the land of Eternal Cloud.

It is rumoured she once showed that father of psychology, Sigmund Freud, the sights of her home city of Capetoon.

There he gained valuable insight into the human mind from her pet, Bertie the Baboon.

So Siggy decided to put Montessa on his clinical couch, and she watched his cat stalk a curious mouse.

'We can all learn from animals,' was his conclusion.

'Look at the elephant, he's no slouch.

'But even he's afraid of the baboon, who loves to ape both man and woman.'

'What do you think of that, Montessa?' Sigmund asked.

Her reply showed why she's so mighty.

'Why don't you ask the baboon?'