Instructions on the inside 

I’m exciting 
I know this from 
empirical research 
I react to everything 
I don’t remain inert 

exciting 
with no off switch 
I make every second count 
even when 
you don’t wanna hear it 

I eat boring for breakfast 
and shit magic 
I brush my teeth with rules 
and guess what happens 

of course I work 
for a large bureaucracy 
with a plastic spoon 
against concrete 

I’m inviting 
you to join me 
you see through my signaling 
you know I’m lonely 

I’m offering 
a life of service 
I can double your dilemmas 
satisfaction guaranteed