We feel bad about our provocation;

We didn’t mean to cause you such upset.

Of course, you are innocent and blameless;

Our troops were only sent in for a bet.

 

Our little strategic incursion

Was even-handed and sincerely meant.

There was no wish to violate your borders;

No malice was contained in our intent.

 

Wait a second, though! At provocation,

You’ve shown yourselves to be an expert hand,

So perhaps you should see how you like it

When war and chaos turns up on your land.

 

The adage of pots and kettles

Is far too delicious to waste.

You’ve ladelled out buckets of medicine;

Now here’s a few spoonfuls to taste.